Current mood:
savage As I had sat and typed out my Birthday wish list blog, my mother has the BACHELOR blaring in the background.00
Now I love my mother very much, but I question her intelligence some times when she religiously watches shows like this and ROCK OF LOVE with BRENT MICHAEL S.
While trying to ignore it, she cranks the volume up because the woman upstairs is currently wrestling both a Bear and a Water Buffalo. And I think that the Water Buffalo is currently winning.
Now, the sound of some broad, who is a YEAR FUCK YOUNGER THAN I AM, is putting on some fucking High school monologue bullshit, in saying that she's falling in love with some dude who she's been competing with 10 other whores to win the grand prize of... wait for it.. MARRIAGE! And all of this over the course of 6 week in front of a fucking camera crew..
Just listening to this horseshit has made me want to stab my ear with a Q Tip doused in karosien and chili powder and lit on fire only to seal the open wound that would be left of my ear so i wont commit full on suicide.
The mere fact that this show is in its something around 12 fuck season (in the 8 years or so its been on.. get that?) and that its a highly rated show makes me wish that 2012 will speed up and end this madness!
I watch Pro Wrestling, and it is a far more respectable product than THE FUCKING BACHELOR!
I pray to Crom that the people who produce this skid mark stain of a show get rectal herpes with a light sprinkling of AIDS on top of it. I don't want them to die, I just want them to suffer as I have in the last 30 minute of listening to what could only be the equivalent to a baby chimpanzee getting a circumcision with a rusty spoon and lemon juice to treat the wound!
Oh, and I would also with the contestants on this show that are trying to win Marriage to a dude that's WAY older than them, and has a FUCKING KID, a healthy kick in the cunt and that they would go back to sucking dick and snorting coke off a bike lock key in the back of some seedy fuck club in west Hollywood and leave the rest of us to our sanity.
AND Part 2:
Current mood:
annoyed Well, as I sit and watch podcasts download into my ZUNE (FUCK YOU IPOD!) My mother is watching the final to THE BACHELOR!
From what I've been listening too, the Bachelor (aka Unemployed actor looking for cold cash in the weak economy) had proposed to dumb bitch #1, even though he had feelings still for dumb bitch #2. Well, at the wrap up show, Bachelor tells Dumb bitch #1 that he's un-engaging her!!!!! She gets pissy and tells him that he's making a mistake.. and that Dumb Bitch #2 isnt right for him... She storms off like a cunt and in tears while the Bachelor is sobbing like a little bitch who got his wowwy pop taken from him. He then turns around, and asks Dumb Bitch #2 to marry him and YAY, everybody happy!
After I wiped the blood from my forehead from bashing it into the china hutch/ make shift desk that holds this stern computer, I collect myself and ponder what kind of a world we live in were gays cant get married, yet its a PRIZE, A FUCKING PRIZE for two people who act as if they are in fucking 7th GRADE yet one is in his late 30's and the other can barley order a drink at a bar. This is a good example of why our priorities fucked up in the godforsaken country! This show has been on for..hold it...13 fucking seasons since 2002
THIS DOSE NOT MAKE SENSE!!!!!!
All this show proves is that Women (the majority) are evil fucking creations willing to fuck each other over for the prize.. be it a man or a nickle laying on the floor.. in some chewed gum.. and that Men are push over idiots for women mostly because getting one's dick wet is more important than anything else in the world. And in doing so, making us into mindless slaves to be pushed around by Pussy. Combined that with shitting on the apparent "sacred bond of marriage" and cash, these people are nothing more than swine fucking whores!
These whores and dude whores are vying for air time for what lame ass 15 minutes of fame, and THE AMERICAN PUBLIC EATS THIS SHIT UP! As told by this ratings average "Solid ratings throughout the twelve completed seasons have resulted from an average audience of nearly 10 million viewers"
America if FUCKED UP! And the kicker:
"As of the end of season 13, none of the 13 bachelors has married the
woman to whom he presented the final rose (and one did not present a
final rose at all)."
Jesus fucking Christ.. we're all doomed.
Im going to go crack a bottle of Jameson and sleep my woes away..
I leave you with this image of how I can basically sum up the world right now...
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