Blah blah.
The fact that Gay marriage is banned in what is possibly the most liberal state in the union is not what I find hilarious, its the people that helped pass the prop in the first place.
See, back in November, when this whole thing was going on, there was a shit load of YES on Prop 8 ads that were on par with German propagandize films. The two main themes that they struck home were that A) THE SCHOOLS ARE GOING TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE!!!! Meaning that their fragile little minds will be blown by the idea of a woman kissing another woman or a dude blowing another dude!

2) That the evil gays will FORCE THE CHURCHES TO MARRY THEM!!!!!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!!
Now, anyone with 2 fucking brain cells that rub together like dolphins in an orgy, knows that neither of this shit was true.
Truns out, you can sell bull shit to just about anyone in this state.
And who exactly bought in to this bull shit...


oh, and retarded white people like this...

I know what you're thinking.. Chris you racist bastard.
And I say to that.. FUCK YOU!
Check out this exit poll data!
What astounds me and makes me laugh is this:
Two major "minorities" The Blacks and the Hispanics (The Mexicans.. I am talking about California in the majority) These two groups have been bitching and fucking whining about how the white man and the establishment has been keeping them down for years. YEARS!
As a white male, I have lived with this stereotype.. being the WHITE DEVIL! I have to watch my word structuring in every day life lest I be labeled a full on racist. If I jump out in a crowded room, and say "THE JIG IS UP" and there's a black guy there, WELL, guess who's the fucking racist!
Well, now it seems that see-saw of injustice tilts both ways!
See, the election for Prop 8 also happened to be the same election that the "NATION" (I.E. the Electoral Collage) elected our current, BLACK president, Barack Obama!
To make something clear, I'm a full on Obama supporter. The man has a brain, and clearly showed that he can think clearly!
But who turned out in record numbers to "vote" for Obama? The Blacks.. and shockingly, the Mexicans!
And what did they cast as their vote when it came to the rights of the GAYS, a fellow minority...
A stern YES on 8! A nice Fuck you to the gays!
When given the chance, they put their collective foot down and stomped on the hopes and dreams of a group of people that were just asking for one little thing..
I find it fucking hilarious!
A nation voted a black man in office, but the black/Hispanics couldn't give it up for some people that just wanted a fucking title!
Why? Because they wanted to stick it to some one? Possibly. I personally blame 2 things. The stout religious following of both groups, and the fact that most of them are poorly educated and believed the hype that the Pro 8 ads spewed.
How do I know this?
Well, from just a personal stand point, I work with a large collection of Hispanics (I don't think we have anyone that's black at my work...) and Asians.. but a lot of Hispanics. So the day after the election, I was having a conversation with the cashier at my work. She happens to be of Hispanic decent. I thought at this point that, sans some of her pro feminist bull, that she was reasonably smart. WRONG.
The conversation went something like this:
Me: So who did you vote for?
Cashier: Obama
Me: And did what did you vote on 8?
Cashier: I voted yes..
Me: Um.. can I ask why?
Cashier: Well, I have nothing wrong with gay people, I just don't want the churches to get sued.
Me: I dont mean to be brash, but you're fucking retarded.
Cashier: How
Me: Gays can't sue any church to get married in a church. Theres a law stating separation of Church and state.
Cashier: But they said that it would happen if they were allowed to get married.
Me: First off, they were already allowed to get married, for like 6 months! Did you hear about any churches getting sued???
Cashier: No.. but prop 8 is to keep them from getting married.
Me: No! The courts said that they could get married back in June. You just voted to take those rights away.
Cashier: But they would force churches to marry them.
Me: No they wouldn't. Churches can pick and choose who ever the fuck they want to marry. If you're not Catholic, you cant get married in a Catholic Church.. same with any other church that decides so.
Cashier: Well, that's fine. Marriage is a sacred thing anyway. If they want "marriage" just call it a Civil Union
Me: First off, Marriage hasn't sacred in about 30 years. The divorce rate is at like %52 percent. Being married for over 10 years now a days is a rare triumph! So to say that Marriage is a sacred fuck thing is as retarded as Corky from Life Goes On
Cashier: Who?
Me: Never mind. Second, to call it a Civil Union is the problem because it's Separate but equal, and that's unconstitutional. Did you not pay attention to 12th grade government! Its the reason why there aren't separate water fountains anymore!
Cashier: Ok, but marriage is still a religious ceremony. Its a holy act.
Me: (now yelling) ARE YOU HIGH! No it isn't. With that thinking, then Atheist, or Asians couldn't get married. In order to get married anywhere in the united states, you have to get a state issued license. Thats what this whole thing is about. Why do you think most of these gay marriages that you had no idea were going on were all at City Halls around the state? BECAUSE ITS IN THE EYES OF THE FUCKING STATE!!!! NOT GOD!!!! Any one with the IQ of a plant that pays any attention to the world around them knows this! Just because you get married in a church, dosent mean the state will recognize it. The state needs to issue you a license so that they can take the taxes that they need from you as a couple and you can get the breaks you need from them. Hell, in the shit ball economy we're in, we need these people to get married so that we as a state can get some extra cash out of them..
Breathing..
The conversation went on from there for a few more minutes before my boss walked in and i had to make it look like I was busy.
But that wasn't the end of it. I was blown away by the back counter guy who voted Yes because he didn't want his kids learning about gay marriage in school. When I asked him how old his kids were. Answer 11 and 13
I was dumbfounded. I told him that his kids probably already knew what a rim job was.
I didn't get an answer.
After all of that, my head still hurts. After yesterday's ruling, the PRO MARRIAGE groups coming out just make me want to hit myself with a bat.
Personally, I could give less of a shit if some dude wants to smoke some poll in his house, or if some chick wants to mow grass on another chick in their apartment. If they want to be married, then so be it. I come from a broken home, I've seen first hand how people treat the 'sanctity of marriage', and believe me, its a dying breed.
My quarrel is that people are fucking stupid about stuff like this. If they stopped listening to their mob groups and gave a little shit about other people, we wouldn't have this problem. But no, these people, and I do believe that they think this, feel that GAY is going to spread like the bubonic plague and before you know it, its just going to be a rainbow covered orgy of cock sucking!
So when I find it funny that for once, the whites gave a group of people a shot, yet other minorities told them to go fuck themselves is funny.
But in this Post High School Musical generation, its only a matter of time before everyone stops giving a shit, and everyone kinda gets along..
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