But there are a small laundry list of things that make me want to just go full on Death Star on an Orphanage!
One of these things.. TMZ
TMZ is a gossip rag that AOL/TIME WARNER puts out that popped up in popularity overnight, and has a fucking TV show. How do I know this? Well, it comes on after Simpson reruns during the weekday.
Now I have watched precisely, 3 full episodes in its entire run.
The first time I watched it, my soul felt like it was being eaten away by cancer!
The second time, I was too lazy to change the channel, and after watching it, I felt the need for a rape shower.
Then, last week, I spied it again, and I couldn't take it anymore!
First off, where the fuck dose this show get off! They have these jack ass camera fucks standing around, dick in hands, waiting in celeb spots to ask retarded fucking questions for a fucking reaction to show on the show.
It would be if I waited out side all day for a dog to walk by, see a spot of grass and start taking a shit. I would then run up to the dog, ask him what has he been doing today, and how is that shit he's taking? Once the deuce is dropped, what are this thoughts about the crap as it walks off to lick its asshole! I would then present my footage to the public to lap up like a bunch of drunken, meth addicted zombies for a reaction.
THIS IS WHAT THESE ASSFUCKS DO! The kicker, they get fucking c or D grade celebs at best! The episode I watched, some duchebag with a camera found KEVIN SORBO, mother fuckin Hercules himself, in the Glendale Galleria, shopping. KEVIN SORBO!!!! This ass hole then follows KEVIN SORBO (mind you, doing that duchebag backwards walk as Kevin is just trying to do his thing and shop at Macy's!) and ask him " HEY KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR" Kevin foolishly replies "I bought a Wii game for my kid" Trap set, and the duchebag eggs on Masturbation innuendos that Kevin isn't picking up on, and clearly making him look like a fucking retard.
PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING KNOW THIS SHIT?? WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT KEVIN SORBO IS FUCKING SHOPPING FOR!
Second thing! These assholes seem to just hang around airports a lot. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ABLE TO DO THIS! We've made a huge deal about AIRPORT Security, and we all have to take off our shoes and cant bring an eye dropper of hand lotion on board, and if you park more than 5.9 seconds in the unloading zone, SWAT storms your car and asks at gun point what you're doing. YET these airports allow people to run around with Camera's who are just loitering around all day waiting for someone to board a flight?????? WHAT THE FUCK! I thought we had laws for this sort of thing! Why cant some one pull a little police brutality on these clowns and tell them to take a hike with their fucking camera's!
Lastly.. THE STAFF! NEVER have I seen a bigger collection of High school journalism dropouts in one room in my whole life! These people look like they've O.D. on pot brownies and Miller Light. They make big deals about Kate Hudson getting a hair in her fucking pasta in some restaurant outside of St Louis MO. FUCK YOU GET A REAL JOB! Apparently you weren't good enough for REAL journalism because all you do is take the video that the duchebag drones that are hanging outside of LAX for the day get and pass it off as you're own shit!
Then there's the ring leader, HARVEY LEVIN.
This guy use to be a Lawyer in the late 70's to early 80's then went to work on such classics as the Peoples Court and Celebrity Justice. He was also a reporter for CBS in LA and caused a stir during the OJ trial after he released a video of Marcia Clark going through OJ's house before a warrant was issued. NOW he runs this web site and show and acts like hes doing the world a fucking favor by following Celebrities around 24 hours a day! He also hosts the TV show and dose this thing that irritates me. He basically stands behind a cubical with this fucking sippy cup and listens and comments on what "NEWS" his fucking duchey minions have for the day.
I just want.. everyone involved with this show to get crabs that are full of Napalm! Just little fiery explosions that are painful all over their body so that they may suffer for what they're doing.
Oh, and the people who support this shit by watching and reading. FUCK YOU TOO! You're the fucking enabler of this shit, like the buddy of a drunk that keeps insisting that one more isn't going to hurt. THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH THIS SHOW REGULARLY.. HAVE NO SOUL! They will not get into the Nirvana of the afterlife and will suffer a thousand horrible fates and the hands of Hades.
Why, WHY as a civilized society do we do this.
I'm going to go lay down now.
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